fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

(via makingfriendswithsalad)

olvidare:

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

(via defightful)

the shrink guy i spoke to today was such a babe, like a white bob marley

yeah that did just happen

teased-by-your-blouse:

Crying won’t change anything but it will make me exhausted enough to get to sleep.

tealbbybunny:

I think Barbie and I would be great friends.

(via thepinkqueen)